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| Rule #36: Gabe can command vast armies of monkeys with his mind. | |
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| Rule #127: Gabe gets to refer to himself in the third person. Gabe gets to do this often. | |
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| Gabe #41: Gabe gets to decide who lives and who dies. | |
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| Rule #410: Gabe's glaring typographical and grammar errors need not be corrected, as he is God. | |
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| Rule #65: Gabe can disembowel people with a piece of dry toast. | |
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| Rule #182: Gabe can not be committed, despite obvious indications of mental instability. | |
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