She Lives

Author: gabe_billings

Date: June 4, 2001

by gabe_billings
6-04-01
Mission accomplished, mon capitan. As requested, here is my expense report.
3200 pounds of C4?!? What the fuck did you need all that for?
Well, when I got to Texas, I wasn't sure which jail you wanted me to take care of. So I blew up all of them.
Not 'jail', you assmonkey! JAEL! You were supposed to take out JAEL! Can't you do anything right?
Sorry, sir. Sometimes I get confused.
That's why I wrote that little note in smelly markers and pinned it to your jacket along with your mittens.