Another Brilliant Contest from Gabe's Psyche

Author: gabe_billings

Date: June 5, 2001

by gabe_billings
6-05-01
So Gabe thought up yet one more dumb game, huh?
He sure did. That Gabe sure is a swell guy. And have you seen the size of his schlong?
I try not to look. I hear it's pretty nasty. Not for the squeamish.
You got that right. It's amazing the damage a belt sander can do human flesh. Red and scaly is not a good look for a mantool.
What's up, dog? Was you out sick today? Didn't catch ya at work.
I was unconscious. I shouldn't mix vodka and Nyquil again. It's a bad, bad thing.