I Squeezed in Penis References 6 Times!

Author: gabe_billings

Date: June 5, 2001

by gabe_billings
6-05-01
Wow! Nice job. Two points each for Mouse Dick and Shit Breath. Those guys are smart like chimps.
Hey, this comic was going along great until I came in and screwed it all up. I'm a felchmonkey! Sorry, dickmaster.
Hey, you there; Einstein. How 'bout you take your slide rule, and measure my cock?
Slide rules are actually for calculation, not measurement. Even so, I don't think the increments are small enough for a nanodick like yourself.
Since Inspector Anus over there already dicked things up we might as well not bother staying in character.
Suits me. This panel is a bitch, anyway. Say, wansn't Nanodick a movie? With Keanu Reeves? And Barry White?