Hopelessly Confused

Author: gabe_billings

Date: June 10, 2001

by gabe_billings
6-10-01
Ape! There's a big fucking ape running around! He took my lunch! It was lemon pepper chicken! That bastard!
*Egads!* We'll need reinforcements... Hmmm... Boys! Bring the toches! We'll smoke him out!
At that moment, in another part of the forest...
Excuse me... Are you an ape?
Kid, I'm no ape. I'm E-Z Clango. 'To the extreme, I rock a mike like a vandal', and all that.
Now... If I were a lunch stealing ape, wear would I hide?
I'm gonna drop a big ass coconut right on that bastard's head...