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Author: gabe_billings

Date: June 14, 2001

by gabe_billings
6-14-01
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. But I think you're from my anus. I mean your anus. Loser.
You ugly $#@%&! Step off before I fill you full of lead.
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war!
5, 6, 7, 8, how 'bout you watch me masturbate?
All's well that ends well, I always say. I've got to get home to bed.
Need me to give you a hand with that?