My Head Hurts

Author: gabe_billings

Date: June 14, 2001

by gabe_billings
6-14-01
...so then I had to press '#3' to speak to an operator for the ninth fucking time. That's when I lost it.
And you smashed the phone with a rock. *BONK!* That was it. End of story.
Snarf * Snarf = Snarfity Two
What say you & me go get some beef jerky?
It's all good, baby. I got some ^beef jerky^ for you, if you know what I mean.
What's your (burp!) name?
Laurie.