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Author: gabe_billings

Date: June 15, 2001

by gabe_billings
6-15-01
Wally Johnson, you big hunk of head cheese! What's the good word?
Things are peachy, Sam. A bit odd, but just peachy. I just bought the original Venus de Milo on Ebay for forty bucks.
Letter came, huh? Are they gonna buy they idea or what?
Denny's rejected my request that they rename their ham omelette a *ham-lette*. No $5,000 for us, it seems.
Can you believe that ObiJo just up and left? I got his e-mail, though. felcher@aol.com. Looks like it's just you & me, now.
Apparently this is the first time I've ever held a conversation with a bird.