]|[ Kaufman Is About to Be Put To Death

Author: gabe_billings

Date: June 15, 2001

by gabe_billings
6-15-01
That Kaufman really sucks!
Sure does. In fact that bastard owes me twenty bucks.
Ready to come back to my place and play games? We've got Sorry, Monopoly, Othello, and Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence.
No Monopoly. Last time we played you hid all those $500 bills in your sock & then kept putting hotels up on all your property. Bitch.
Kaufman will be found and then beaten soundly about the head. ('Cause we hates him, my precious.)
Did you know that 84% of Lowpass users want to see him sodomized by the purple donkey then deported to Saturn?