Step on no pets.

Author: gabe_billings

Date: June 18, 2001

by gabe_billings
6-18-01
Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.
Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Sis, ask Costner to not rent socks "as is"!
Star? Come Donna Melba, I'm an amiable man, no Democrats!