Touchy-Feely

Author: gabe_billings

Date: January 23, 2001

by gabe_billings
1-23-01
Good afternoon, ladies, and welcome to 'Self-Pleasuring 101'. I hope you all brought your scented lotions and marital aides.
Pssst... I forgot my stuff. Can you spare some lube?
All I could find at home was a three pound tub of Crisco. But you're welcome to it.