Doctor, What is It?

Author: gabe_billings

Date: July 6, 2001

by gabe_billings
7-06-01
So Doctor, give it to me straight. What've I got?
You've got strep throat.
Wow. That's it? I thought it was worse.
Oh... and both your kidneys seem to be missing. And your heart seems to have... hmmm.. what's the word? Oh yes, stopped.
Uh... what medical school did you say you went to?
I can't recall.... What's the one where you have to draw the picture of the turtle to get in?