We Don't Need No Stinkin' Rules

Author: gabe_billings

Date: July 10, 2001

by gabe_billings
7-10-01
So what do you think of the rules for this contest, Dr. Pedantic?
They're absolute toad shit, Roger. I'd go so far as to say they suck worse than wirthling.
Wow, that's pretty sucky. Say, aren't you supposed to be a squirrel? And shouldn't we be shouting in caps?
If we gave two fucks about the rules, sure. But I'm drunk off my ass and don't have time for that mamby-pamby crap.
Isn't it about time one of us said something funny?
Who has time for funny? ChiPs is on, and I have a keg to finish.