CC 45 - XTreme Crabby

Author: gabe_billings

Date: July 18, 2001

by gabe_billings
7-18-01
Where's crabby? He's due to rollerblade through the gila monster nest pretty soon!
Well, he thought the best way to get ready was to go chug some Mountain Dew.
And?
He was trying to get the machine to give him a free can and it fell on him. He's trapped under it right now, screaming for help.
HOLY SHIT! Is that Gabrielle Reece?
None other. Let's go talk to her. Maybe she'll autograph my dick.