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| I don't know what's been going on with lately. I'm so confused. The guys ask me out for beers and I just want to stay home and read Marie Claire. | |
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| I have a serious jonesing for some munchies right now. I need some fucking nachos or I'm gonna start gnawing on my own arm. | |
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| I saw PJ Harvey on Behind the Music and instead of leering at her I was wondering if her skirt would look good on me. | |
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| I wonder how many marshmallows a monkey could eat in a week. Wait, wait... Two monkeys. And a wombat. | |
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| I hate to dump all this on you but you're the only one who ever listens to me. | |
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