Can You Tell Me How To Get To....

Author: gabe_billings

Date: January 28, 2001

by gabe_billings
1-28-01
What the hell are you doing?
Look at me! I'm Oscar the Grouch.
No you're not. You just crawled into the trash can.
No, I'm Oscar. Me and Snuffaluffagus hung out last night. We smoked some weed behind Hooper's store. I beat up Elmo and stole his lunch money. I went antiquing with Bert and Ernie.
You need help.
I got it on with Maria.