Zork Zork Zork

Author: gabe_billings

Date: July 27, 2001

by gabe_billings
7-27-01
How many wirthlings does is take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know. How many?
I don't know, either. He was eaten by a grue.
You know, if you stopped doing shit like spouting references to old computer games, you might actually get laid once in a while.
You think?
It wouldn't hurt to get some fucking pants, either.