WaterWorld

Author: gabe_billings

Date: August 2, 2001

by gabe_billings
8-02-01
I'm Kevin Costner. I live on a funny boat with my citrus tree and I drink my own urine.
Hey? Are those gills? Prepare to be repressed!
I've escaped! Now where the hell is Jeanne Tripplehorn? She's got nice boobs.
I dunno. Hey, did you see who moved into the oil tanker next door? That guy from Speed that blows up buses!
Wow. What a great movie. What do we owe?
Um... Thirty four cents. No wait, that's the stamp. Here we are. 174 million dollars.