Comic Cup III

Author: gabe_billings

Date: August 9, 2001

by gabe_billings
8-09-01
Let's take a look at how folks are bucking up for the upcoming contest.
I watched all the Police Academy movies three times over. And I stopped sniffing glue.
I've been reading all the Garfield books I can get my hands on. Plus I sent Drexle a photocopy of my chest and a pair of panties.
I'm trying to extract the essence of funny out of a monkey. So far all I have to show for it is a painful bite on the ass.
I'm writing a script that will automatically reword user posts to vote for me.
And Gabe?
Piss off. I'm watching Renegade. 'Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands, an outlaw hunting outlaws.'
If Esposito thinks he can just knock over an armored car and get away with it, he's got another thing coming. Let's roll.