Ender's Game

Author: gabe_billings

Date: September 6, 2001

by gabe_billings
9-06-01
How's your schedule look today? Can you squeeze in a conquest of Earth?
I've got a handball game at eleven, but after that I'm free.
Form up, Toons! Anyone late for practice has to wear underwear on his head. And Bean, take notes. We need to write a whole book about you.
Yes sir, Ender sir. Is it true you ganked Bonzo with a shiv and took out his heart?
Well there goes the planet. I told you this hive mind idea was shit. "But look at the Borg!" you said.
Oh blow me.