Dexx's Revenge

Author: gabe_billings

Date: September 17, 2001

by gabe_billings
9-17-01
What is it?
A letter from that Aussie bloke. 'Dear Dan, I'm sorry your cat fell into my chipper shredder.'
'Next time maybe you should return my cricket ball a little more speedily. PS - Now you have anthrax.'
Boy, that hurts.
Fucking kids these days! What happened to flaming bags of poop?