Sterotypical Dumb Kids part 5

Author: gabe_billings

Date: September 19, 2001

by gabe_billings
9-19-01
*YAWN!* Good morning Zip... HOLY CRAP! How'd you get so big?
Didn't you listed to that spooky old Chinese man from whom your parents bought me? He told you not to feed me Cool Ranch Doritos.
I didn't think a few would hurt.
This is nothing. You really want to see something cool go get me some Macanudos, a bottle of Jamesons and a copy of Hustler.
What'll happen to you then?
I'll probably get shitfaced and pass out.