What are Those Rules Again?

Author: gabe_billings

Date: September 20, 2001

by gabe_billings
9-20-01
All right, maggots. What is the first rule of fight club?
Wear clean socks. Wait, no... wear a tie.
Bring a dish to pass?
Fear, surprise, a ruthless effeciency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope?
No big saggy bitch tits unless you're Meatloaf?
Eight?