Walk Like an Egyptian

Author: gabe_billings

Date: February 4, 2001

by gabe_billings
2-04-01
Well Professor Johnson... have you deceiphered the last of the heiroglyphics?
Yes Brad. I had a bit of rough going from the papyrus stem on down through the cobra, but I think I've finally got it.
So what bit of wisdom have the ancients left for us?
'All your base are belong to us.'
Ah, a riddle. Such knowledge is fit only for those able to decipher it.
I'd say that this is more likely a product of too much anthrax dust and poor ventilation.