Ode to the Forum

Author: gabe_billings

Date: February 5, 2001

by gabe_billings
2-05-01
Dear Forum. I've often read your articles with disbelief, assuming they were all made up. Until last week when I had the most amazing experience. I'd taken my nephew to the petting zoo which is wher
You're writing to the Lowpass Forum, dumbass. Not Penthouse.
Damn.
There you are sugarcakes.