Fuck-You-O-Gram

Author: gabe_billings

Date: October 6, 2001

by gabe_billings
10-06-01
Singing telegram for a Mr. Wirthling.
Wow, I've never gotten a singing telegram before. Let's hear it!
Hmm... I guess it's not so much a song. I'm just supposed to scream 'Die you fucking cocksmoker'.
That's not very nice.
Then apparently I'm supposed to stab you in the eye with this icepick.
Does that cost extra?