Evicted

Author: gabe_billings

Date: October 21, 2001

by gabe_billings
10-21-01
I can't believe it! An eviction notice! What the hell did I ever do to deserve this?
There was that time you decided to chop a hole in the wall with the SawZall so you could park your Jeep in the living room.
Oh yeah... I forgot about that.
And then there was that little thing where you tried to flush all those packing peanuts down the toilet and clogged up the sewers.
I forgot about that one, too.
And let's not forget the firebreathing hookers...