Wirthling Ahoy

Author: gabe_billings

Date: October 21, 2001

by gabe_billings
10-21-01
Your new boat is pretty sweet, wirthmeister.
Damn right. I had to take out a second mortgage on the house to get her, but it was worth it.
I took the liberty of christening the good ship 'Tobor' for you.
Thanks, Billings. I wouldn't have expected such a gesture from you. What kind of champagne did you use?
Champagne? Don't you christen with a wrecking ball?
I hate you.