What's Your Return Policy?

Author: gabe_billings

Date: February 10, 2001

by gabe_billings
2-10-01
Did it finally come?
Sure did. You're looking at the proud owner of a new Killbot 4000XL with the optional Kung-Fu grip and rear defroster. We oughta head down to the warehouse district and sick him on some yuppies.
Then we'll see who isn't dressed well enough to get into the Velvet Dog.
'Scuze me, sir. I finished rearranging the sock drawer and was trying to set up for tea but we're out of doilies!
Hope you kept the receipt.
Shut up.