Chew On This

Author: gabe_billings

Date: February 11, 2001

by gabe_billings
2-11-01
Damn, bubble gum sales are down 37% since last quarter. We've got to hype up our marketing.
How about making up some stupid rumor like we did with the spider eggs a few years back. Kids eat that shit up.
Hmmm... not a bad idea.
"BubbleOid. It'll make your toes fall off and give you the clap."
Perfect!