Crabby Is My New Nemesis

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 8, 2008

by gabe_billings
3-08-08
Hey, did I ever tell you about the time John Cusack sat at my seat in my chem room while filming High Fidelity?
Yes.
Oh.
Did I ever tell you about the time I slept with your mom while you were watching High Fidelity?
Yes.
Could you tell me about it? All the meth I've been doing has fucked up my memory.