Wonder Dork Powers, Activate! Form of a Shitty Comic!

Author: gabe_billings

Date: November 19, 2001

by gabe_billings
11-19-01
Well Stella, did you give my advice a try?
I sure did. Thanks to Norelco, now my nipples look like two beautiful pencil erasers instead of tiny Chewbacca figurines.
Hey, that's great! But you don't sound so happy about it.
Well, after my boyfriend wirthling saw what it did for me, he wanted to give it a try on his lower extremities.
And what happened?
Apparently the depilator works on anything hair sized. Now our chances of a family are ruined unless I can get the UPS man to cooperate.