Checking It Twice - Part I

Author: gabe_billings

Date: December 10, 2001

by gabe_billings
12-10-01
Check my list of Christmas cheer. What have I put down for Brad this year?
Brad was naughty, Mr. Claus. You've got him down for two used straws.
That's too good for that stupid git! Make that a barrel of camel spit!
Or pocket fuzz? Or cans of soup? A flaming bag of reindeer poop!
A two foot length of copper pipe? A basket full of moldy tripe?
Perhaps some kind of deadly snake? An anthrax-dusted chocolate cake?