Librarian of Death

Author: gabe_billings

Date: December 29, 2001

by gabe_billings
12-29-01
Wow. You're even uglier in cartoons than in real life.
You talk pretty tough for a pantywaist who's standing around in his underwear.
Just 'cause a man don't wear pants doesn't mean he can't start some shit.
Right. You're gonna start some shit. Aren't you a librarian?
Digital services librarian, you cock eating felchmonkey. I know 34 different ways to kill a man with a book.
You're cute when you're mad.