Boorite Club

Author: gabe_billings

Date: January 2, 2002

by gabe_billings
1-02-02
Public intoxication, no pants and you just parked you car on a fire hydrant. I'm afraid you're gonna have to come down town.
You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.
What?
Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie.
Are you on dope, son?
No, dad, what about you?