Happy Birthday Big Evil Dan

Author: gabe_billings

Date: February 22, 2001

by gabe_billings
2-22-01
Dan, we wanted to do something nice for your birthday. So Maura here is going to fuck you.
I sent those pictures of your little S&M session to your grandma, convinced the IRS to audit you and got the Navy to believe you were the cause of their little fender bender.
Couldn't ask for a better fucking than that, could you?
Happy birthday, you magnificent bastard.