Dissention in the Ranks

Author: gabe_billings

Date: February 25, 2001

by gabe_billings
2-25-01
We call this meeting of the Comic Consortium to order. Bob will act as chair today.
Thank you all for coming. As you know, today's meeting is do discuss what we're going to do about Gabe.
I'm sick and tired of being his puppet. Every time I turn around I'm fucking Toothgnip. Or worse, Pete. I deserve to make my own decisions!
He keeps making fun of me. Jesus, it's not like getting syndicated is easy. And all I hear is joke after joke about how lame I am.
I have t'listen to one more gay reference or him makin' fun of my chaps, I swear I'm gonna shoot him.
What are we waiting for? Let's get the son of a bitch!