The Fundraising Efforts

Author: gabe_billings

Date: July 15, 2002

by gabe_billings
7-15-02
I can't hear you. I have feet for ears.
I said I'm looking for contributions to the 'Stamp Out Wirthling Fund'.
No.
But you can send your contribution in six easy payments of $49.95!
My schedule is pretty full. I was planning on watching 'Heidi' while I jerk off.
But wouldn't you rather help make the world a better place by getting rid of a menace to society? It's your civic duty!