Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Without One for the Road

Author: gabe_billings

Date: July 15, 2002

by gabe_billings
7-15-02
Are you sure you're ok to drive? Liz could drive you home.
Of course I am! I'm still standing, right? Say, you remember what kind of car I was driving?
So the fucker just jumped in front of my Miata. It was either hit him or spill my beer. He's ok, right officer?
Oh, I'm sure he'll be just fine as soon as we can get that tire off his chest. You know, that beer really should have been in a plastic cup.
Wow. Tough break. So what are you gonna do?
I figured I'd go do a little haunting, maybe possess his cat, kill his family. I dunno. Something like that.