Perfect 10

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 2, 2001

by gabe_billings
3-02-01
Hey there, Dubya. Did you know your little tryst with Jorge the donkey is available on www.buttpirates.com?
Shit, Obi. You know I cain't look at them things.
Oh, cause you're the president and all, right?
Hell no. It's 'cause them pantywaist demo-crats stole all the damn w's in the joint. I can't git anywhere in that interweb thang.
Repent, sinner! The Christian Coalition demands it!
Say there, feller... You ain't got any keyboards in that there diaper, do ya?