The Life of a Clown

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 2, 2001

by gabe_billings
3-02-01
Gee Mr. Clown, you must lead a great life. You get to spend all your time in the circus, and you make people happy every day.
Sure, that sounds great. But it's not all good. I'm always tripping over my big floppy shoes. These funny pants chafe.
Every time I turn around I'm stepping in elephant shit. I share a trailer with an eight hundred pound man and lobster boy.
And have you seen the fucking car we have to stuff ourselves into? Most of those other guys don't bathe all that often.