The Relationship Test: Question #8

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 5, 2001

by gabe_billings
3-05-01
Your wife lays down the law about your computing habits.
Honey, you spend almost as much time on that Lowpush thingie as you do at work. You're gonna have to choose; it or me.
That's an easy choice, dear.
Do you take the diplomatic route?
I'm so sorry. I've made my last comic and hung up my Lowpass hat.
That a boy! Let's go watch 'When Harry Met Sally' again.
Or the more severe?
... So that's when I chopped her up in the meat grinder and fed her to the cat. I got the idea from an old Twilight Zone.
It had to be done.