Tomfoolery in the Locker Room

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 7, 2001

by gabe_billings
3-07-01
You look cheesed off. What's up?
Just annoyed by some bonehead at the health club. All the lockers have built in locks, so you don't need to bring your own.
And?
And I open my favorite locker and it's filled with some dude's stuff. Why the hell didn't he lock it? So I made sure he wouldn't ever forget again.
How'd you do that?
I shit in his boots.