Comic Contest XII: The Rain in Spain

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 11, 2001

by gabe_billings
3-11-01
Hey there, ToothG; I've got news. A john just smacked me and stole my shoes.
Shit bitch, why would a man do that? Your shoes is ugly and your feets is fat.
He wanted to sniff them and lick them, I guess. And probably wear them with a dress.
We'll find this nummox and learn him good 'bout smackin' ho's in my neighborhood.
He asked me to shit in his face but I said this ain't the time or place. I think this pervert's someone you know. A little punk named ObiJo.
Shit, I know where that punk ass live. Go hop in the caddy while I get my shiv. Once I'm packin', then well go and separate Obi from the Jo.