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| I don't buy this school and job crap. So where were you really? | |
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| Well, it all started a few weeks ago when I was in Times Square lookin' for a some action. I'd had a little too much to drink... | |
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| ...and then just a couple of days ago I woke up in a seedy hotel in New Orleans in a bathtub filled with ice and missing one of my kidneys. | |
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| Wait... Did you buy the Guggenheim before or after the date with Kate Moss? And tell me again how you set Alaska on fire... | |
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