Desc's Fantabulous Journey

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 15, 2001

by gabe_billings
3-15-01
I don't buy this school and job crap. So where were you really?
Well, it all started a few weeks ago when I was in Times Square lookin' for a some action. I'd had a little too much to drink...
...and then just a couple of days ago I woke up in a seedy hotel in New Orleans in a bathtub filled with ice and missing one of my kidneys.
Wait... Did you buy the Guggenheim before or after the date with Kate Moss? And tell me again how you set Alaska on fire...
Let me check my notes.