Mr. Roger's Neighborhood

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 17, 2001

by gabe_billings
3-17-01
Well kids, today we're going to take a trip to the slaughterhouse so you can see where beef comes from.
Yay! I wanna kill me a cow!
That's the spirit, Timmy. And if we have time, we'll cruise down to the red light district and I'll show you how to find bargain blowjobs.
Gee Mr. Rogers, things sure have gotten more fun around here since you started taking bigger doses of that pain medication.
You can say that again, Timmy. Hey, did I ever show you the happy air the whippit gnomes hide in whipped cream?
Whippit gnomes? No way!