The Devil Went Down to Central Park

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 17, 2001

by gabe_billings
3-17-01
I'm Satan. I took the guise of a squirrel to come speak with you about an offer I'm prepared to make for your soul.
Why a squirrel?
The giant horned demon thing seemed to be working against me.
Oh.
So, about your soul. You don't play the fiddle, perhaps?