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Case at hand (# 1): I need a DEUS EX MACHINA to get home. I found one in a shit talking dog on a ball. He doesn't appear to like me much.
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He's named the Knuckle Fuck, and apparently, he'll one day be a key player in humanity's fight against Armageddon.
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| Does it hurt? Lookin' that ugly, I mean? | |
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Key player or not, it would be pretty fucking cool to see that lump of ball-balancing dogshit trapped under ice.
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