At one hand.

Author: gaijinplus1

Date: June 30, 2003

by gaijinplus1
6-30-03
Case at hand (# 1): I need a DEUS EX MACHINA to get home. I found one in a shit talking dog on a ball. He doesn't appear to like me much.
...stupid poopstain shitgrass.
He's named the Knuckle Fuck, and apparently, he'll one day be a key player in humanity's fight against Armageddon.
Does it hurt? Lookin' that ugly, I mean?
Key player or not, it would be pretty fucking cool to see that lump of ball-balancing dogshit trapped under ice.
Nice undies, fuckhead.