Pants

Author: gazchamberlain

Date: June 14, 2002

by gazchamberlain
6-14-02
Juan-Pablo has lost his trousers...
What the blue hell are you doing out here, in the middle of nowhere, drinking beer in just your pants?!
I no speak Engleesh!
So you're foreign then, eh? Where you from, France, Spain, Germany...?
I... give you cerveza, er... beer, for pants
Tell you what me ol' cocker! I'll give you the cat and all the pants you want, if you come back to my flat and...
NO SIR! NOT THE DIRTY! ANYTHING BUT THE DIRTY!