All comics by generationwill

 

by generationwill
2-26-08
Cal and Stefan meet up to skateboard when Stefan got back from Larry's house.
Hey Cal, I spent the night over at Larry's house and overheard his parents talking about giving eachother a "fecal snowball".
You mean they poop in some snow and curl it up?
No, it's worse. You basically take a crumb of your poop and have your partner swish it around in their mouth. Then they spit the crumb back into your mouth.
Oh my god, I just figured something out.
You could use that exact description to explain to someone what the band "Primus" sounds like.

 

by generationwill
2-26-08
Dylan goes to hire a clown for Marcus's 2nd birthday party...
Anyways, just a friendly heads up. It's a pretty roudy Birthday bunch. The last clown we hired ended up getting so frustrated he accidently shit himself.
I was the clown at Marcus's last birthday party...
...and I can assure you, shitting myself was no accident.

 

by generationwill
2-26-08
If you're really the savior, prove it by getting off of that cross!
...No.
The lack of blood and oxygen gets ya fucked up.

 

by generationwill
2-26-08
Stefan and Cal find themselves enclosed in the menacing grasp of the nefarious Lord Darkwretch...
Hey Stefan, I downloaded that DJ Khaled song featuring Lil Wayne and A-Kon.
You mean "We Takin' Over"? I love that song!
Yeah, it's great. I just got one question though...
Shoot.
If black people are taking over, how come they get shitty healthcare, rely on welfare and get low income?

 

by generationwill
2-26-08
I've done it, now time to get out of here.
I did as you asked... it was horrible though... burning down the entire village... killing all those helpless Natives...
I understand your grief, but there is something that you must understand... I am from the future...
...and in the future, Native Americans will be money hoarding Casino tycoons that sell cigarettes and bitch about their reservation lands.

 

by generationwill
2-26-08
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I just want you to think about what you're doing to yourself, Al.
...If you keep smokin' meth, this is the kind of place where you're gonna lose your virginity.

 

by generationwill
2-27-08
You know what's so great about having deer for friends, Eduardo? You guys don't have AIDS.
My last best friend had AIDS!
One week earlier...
Hey Alex, let's call up Kacey and Philip and go toilet paper Old Man Jenkin's yard!

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